American Beauty

After Cleetus bought his monster truck the neighbours wouldn't leave his yard. Always gawking at the shiny read vehicle parked out by the woodpile. Oh great, there's Charlene. Seems she's been into the sauce again. You can always tell 'cause of her wonky eye. She was once a graceful beauty, now she's over 400 pounds and won't stop wearing halter tops and short shorts. I hear she has the clap...