Bewitched By A Sandwich

He had a job to do. He was in charge of putting dust bunnies under your couch, and little soap bubbles on the bar of soap. Oh, and making sure your underwear are always in a bunch. He was just a real nuisance, and that's the way he liked it. Oh, but what's this? What is that on the table? It looks so delicious, so wonderful! I cannot resist! I MUST HAVE IT! MINE! ALL MINE!!!!

No one ever saw him again...