Ghosty Encounters of the Third Kind

On a dark and gloomy night the Bag Lady pushed her cart of assorted garbage past the local cemetery. Suddenly two apparitions appeared. Was he frightened? She didn't even notice - she's blind as a bat. But the apparitions noticed her and took off as fast as they could before she had the chance to ask for change. For they were tired of her always hassling them for change, especially since they were saving for a trip to Bermuda.