Misery Hates Company

After Carl has stubbed his toe and was put in a full body cast due to his massive injuries he had to be put in the care of his estranged wife, Dolores. What can one say about Dolores? She's certainly no spring chicken and she has the temper of a bull in heat. If only poor Carl had been watching where he was going on that fateful day, he never would have stubbed his toe on a ceramic lawn gnome in front of Big Bill Blaskey's Funtime Truck Stop, and he wouldn't have to feel the sting of Dolores' rolling pin on his testicles.