Quarter Ponder With Death

He had been on his way to Birdie's house. They'd been sleeping together for months. Everyone in McHappyland knew it and it didn't sit well with one particular resident. So he took his chance when he could, and with the help of a friend, he gunned Ronald McDonald down. We always knew he was a loose cannon and that one day his addiction to hamburgers would make him go too far. Now Big Mac was on the case and Mayor McCheese was stopping at nothing to solve this crime. But there had been no witnesses, or at least that's what Hamburglar thought...