Walker Races

Old Mr. Lambert had the most souped-up walker around. He was the envy of all the senior citizens in Bent Spoon Gulch Retirement Home. But Old Pierre Crotchensen had had enough of Lamberts flaunting. He knew his walker was just flashy and for keeping up appearances. So he challenged Lambert to a race, a true Tour de Force. This would settle it once and for all. And if not, he'll spike Lamberts Metamucil with Drano. That'll teach that piggly S.O.B.