Damsel In Distress

It was the biggest challenge he had ever faced. His love was locked in the tower. Trapped, losing hope. The wretched beast was growing close. The putrid smell was overwhelming. But he could do it, for he was made with Hellman's Mayonnaise, and Hellman's Mayonnaise always gets the job done over it's competitors.


Hellman's Mayonnaise, it's the one


That always gets the big jobs done!